Label Maker

I don't believe in Darwin's Theory of Evolution, but I do believe that there is some benefit to the idea of natural selection. In fact, many benefits, from where the world is standing. In a nutshell, the theory is that over time, the best qualities prevail while the worst are weeded out and don't continue on in the line of a race. I don't plan to turn this into a religion versus science post, nor do I claim to be an expert on either theory. I know what I believe in and allow others to feel the same.

However, I do hate stupid people, and have a theory or two of my own.

I fully believe that stupidity should hurt, sometimes so much it kills. I'm not talking your average absent-minded moments we're all prone to having; I'm talking full on cranial hemorrhaging, where you look at someone and wonder if their parents had any children that survived.

Unlike most people, I'm not overly bothered or even upset by the fact that people get injured or die when they're doing something stupid. Pouring gasoline on a fire and having it blow up in your face is going to cause it to burn you. Since you should have known this and did it anyhow and are now scarred for life does not make me feel bad for you; it makes me feel as if maybe now you won't be attractive enough to find someone willing to breed with you. You have genes we don't need to be passing on. That's natural selection at its finest.

That's just one small example of the kinds of things I'm talking about, and I have many more, but it suffice it to say it all boils down to the fact that I believe stupidity should hurt, and idiots shouldn't breed. To further the cause, the Man had a spark of genius I adored so much I decided to make it a part of my Genius Plan to Take Over The World. The plan is so simple it's brilliant.

Take the warning labels off everything. This way, the people who are too stupid to know they have to take the sunshade out of their windshield before operating their cars will all die out eventually, and the world will eventually become much smarter as a whole. If the only people left are the people smart enough to know coffee is hot, hairdryers don't belong in water, and you shouldn't eat silica gel packets, we'll all be much better off.

There is one fatal flaw, of course- lawsuits- but if we could stop being such a litigious society, or just stop getting idiots as jurors, even that could be overcome. Slowly, there will be no idiots left to act as jurors if my plan falls into action, and no idiots left to bring such frivolous lawsuits in the first place.